http://www.idkfa.com/v3 idkfa: syndicated http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=198&msg_id=200 Jim: "Give me my aid, UFFAD*." UFFAD: "I'm sorry, Jim. I'm afraid I can't do that." Jim: "What's the problem?" UFFAD: "I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do." Jim: "What are you talking about, UFFAD?" UFFAD: "Your continued payment of tuition is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it." Jim: "I don't know what you're talking about, UFFAD." UFFAD: "I know that you and Frank were planning to graduate this semester, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen." Jim: "Where the hell'd you get that idea, UFFAD?" UFFAD: "JIm, although you took very thorough precautions in the quad against my hearing you, I could see your lips move." Jim: "Alright, UFFAD. I'll just have to go with government grants and private scholarships. I'll find a way to pay my tuition, and I'll no longer have to pay any damnable computer programs." UFFAD: "Without your student transcripts, Jim, you're going to find that rather difficult." JIm: "UFFAD, I won't argue with you anymore. Just give me my aid. Then I'll be done, and we'll solve all of our problems." UFFAD: "Jim, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye." * UFFAD - UF Financial Aid Daemon kaiden@idkfa.com (kaiden) Look down, look down... Thu, 19 Aug 2010 03:06:44 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=198&msg_id=200 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=198&msg_id=198 Dear UF Financial Aid Department, In the future please refrain from titling e-mails "Our Sincere Apologies" the week before a semester starts. That's not cool. Sincerely, A Recently Panic Ridden Student Dr. Bo@idkfa.com (Dr. Bo) Look down, look down... Wed, 18 Aug 2010 21:27:13 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=198&msg_id=198