http://www.idkfa.com/v3 idkfa: syndicated http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3253 Actually, although her tits were fantastic in that movie, the introduction sequence (slow motion steel ball explosion) was also well done and awesome. And of course, the BJ-limiting hackfest scene was entertaining. In fact, I might watch that movie again. Scrotor@idkfa.com (Scrotor) The Sporting Life Fri, 15 Jul 2011 16:47:12 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3253 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3250 I'll get there someday, man. Every time I do something crazy, I remember your advice: "Ride like a shark, sharks don't have necks and never look back!" kaiden@idkfa.com (kaiden) The Sporting Life Thu, 14 Jul 2011 14:22:30 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3250 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3248 Do what I can, and also I've been busy the last ten years or so and have been unable to periodically revisit pop cult from my your to keep up on these references and shit. also it was a shitty movie I think that only tween girls liked even at that time. So I barely remember half of the stuff that happened in it. MrFood@idkfa.com (MrFood) The Sporting Life Thu, 14 Jul 2011 14:09:27 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3248 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3245 LAFF kitacek@idkfa.com (kitacek) The Sporting Life Thu, 14 Jul 2011 13:26:12 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3245 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3239 Way to go, JD. He was just waiting to make that joke. Refreshing every five minutes until someone asked so he could get his jollies. Scrotor@idkfa.com (Scrotor) The Sporting Life Wed, 13 Jul 2011 20:32:44 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3239 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3238 halle's berries. kitacek@idkfa.com (kitacek) The Sporting Life Wed, 13 Jul 2011 20:10:25 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3238 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3237 Wait, now you have to say what those two redeeming qualities are. You can't just leave shit like that hanging. MrFood@idkfa.com (MrFood) The Sporting Life Wed, 13 Jul 2011 19:40:51 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3237 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3236 I would welcome your program with warm hugs. kaiden@idkfa.com (kaiden) The Sporting Life Wed, 13 Jul 2011 17:05:09 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3236 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3235 That movie only had two redeeming qualities in it for me. Otherwise it was just a hilariously bad movie. kitacek@idkfa.com (kitacek) The Sporting Life Wed, 13 Jul 2011 16:57:38 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3235 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3234 Please. All the hipsters are doing it in FORTRAN these days. kitacek@idkfa.com (kitacek) The Sporting Life Wed, 13 Jul 2011 16:53:26 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3234 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3233 No Josh this illustrates your chance to get out there and totally be the dick I know you could be, if you'd just set your heart free. Starting half a block before this intersection move out into the middle of the lane and just ride it like the glorious bastard you are, cruising through that intersection with not a care in the world and the honking of impatient drivers behind you. MrFood@idkfa.com (MrFood) The Sporting Life Wed, 13 Jul 2011 16:30:52 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3233 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3232 "I fucking love this graphic illustration." I feel like this is analogous to me writing a crude, unwieldy and obsolete script in BASIC (or...something?). I present it to Josh with an expectant smile, only to see abhorrent revulsion clear on his face, his shaky voice betraying his insistence that no, it is indeed beautiful. Green Man@idkfa.com (Green Man) The Sporting Life Wed, 13 Jul 2011 16:11:42 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3232 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3231 I fucking love this graphic illustration. Also, construction makes choices like these unavoidable. But unlike you, I long for death with glory defined by hands full of handlebars. Scrotor@idkfa.com (Scrotor) The Sporting Life Wed, 13 Jul 2011 16:03:00 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3231 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3230 All I can say is "Dream of the 90's" where the flannel shirt still looks fly. Governator@idkfa.com (Governator) The Sporting Life Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:30:10 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3230 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3229 (Cue hacker montage of me pulling public feeds from Craigslist Personals, Facebook, Twitter, keying and filtering on words like "bike" and "cyclist" and "flannel." There's a graphical display of a 3x3 cube made of other cubes. It occasionally falls apart, which makes me say "No! No! No! No!" Then I put it back together with hacking skill and continue on with a celebratory "Yes!") kaiden@idkfa.com (kaiden) The Sporting Life Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:00:13 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3229 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3228 You're such a doubter. You do realize flannel is now a "hip" thing, don't you? All of the boy bands and singers over the past few years have been copying your flannel style, and in turn all the hipsters are doing it too. kitacek@idkfa.com (kitacek) The Sporting Life Wed, 13 Jul 2011 14:53:50 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3228 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3227 Another place, different people: Lady A: "God damnit. I almost hit a biker trying to cut through our parking lot coming in this morning. He was going the wrong fucking direction, and was going way too fast. He didn't see me come around the corner and had to skid to a stop." Lady B: "Was he hot?" Lady A: "I don't know. He was wearing flannel." kaiden@idkfa.com (kaiden) The Sporting Life Wed, 13 Jul 2011 14:03:02 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3227 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3226 Glad it didn't end in anyone getting hurt. I know I've made dumb choices cutting across parking lots or going the wrong direction, but usually they're still calculated choices, in that going the "right" way through an area ends up being more dangerous than the wrong way plus common sense. For instance, the (fucking) intersection of C and 7th, coming home: In their infinite wisdom, the traffic designers put traffic calming sidewalks (read: the sidewalks jut into the bike lane, causing an obstruction for bikers) on a street that has a speed limit of 45, forcing bikers to bike out into traffic with cars coming behind them at speeds at least 30mph faster than they're going. I can try to jump the curb, but the light pole makes it difficult, and usually there's a lot of foot traffic waiting to cross. Taking the red path, I'm most likely to get hit by a car. If I take the yellow path, cross further back and try to maintain the sidewalk until I'm out of downtown, I run across the large bus stop that always has people in the sidewalk leaning out to see if their bus is coming. I'm not sure what the deal is, but bus riders are the worst pedestrians to deal with. Hence the frowny face. The blue path is through a pretty desolate parking lot, with no discernible "one-way-ness" about it, and provides a windy, but usually unpopulated path around the bus stop. The only bad part about it is a blind corner (the arrow and the question mark), which thankfully only surprises me with people or bikers, and not cars. I take it slow around this every time. There are probably 3 or 4 of these types of things going to and from work. I make the best of them by listening to cars and whether their tires are accelerating or decelerating (decelerating means somebody is probably going to make a right turn into you), and wearing my goddamn helmet. Wearing headphones is idiotic, and doing so without a helmet is asking kaiden@idkfa.com (kaiden) The Sporting Life Wed, 13 Jul 2011 13:39:37 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3226 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3225 Actually, yes. kitacek@idkfa.com (kitacek) The Sporting Life Wed, 13 Jul 2011 13:38:32 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3225 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3224 Was she hot?? Scrotor@idkfa.com (Scrotor) The Sporting Life Wed, 13 Jul 2011 13:25:25 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3224 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3223 Just a few moments ago I was pulling into the parking lot at work. A cyclist used our parking lot as a shortcut for getting from 9th Ave headed towards 8th Ave for whatever reason instead of using the sidewalk or street along F street. That is the wrong direction in a one way parking lot. She was: not wearing a helmet, listening to earbuds, and going at high enough speeds that when she saw the front corner of my truck (I didn't see her yet since I was still coming around the corner of another vehicle) that she left a 6 foot long skid mark in the parking lot. I didn't even know she was there, or knew how close she got to my truck when she stopped, until my truck came far enough around the corner of a vehicle that I could actually see her. Nothing really I could have done to avoid it, since I had no idea she was there. I was thankful I always drive slowly in that lot, and frustrated that she'd be that irresponsible in her cycling behavior. kitacek@idkfa.com (kitacek) The Sporting Life Wed, 13 Jul 2011 12:46:45 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3223&msg_id=3223