http://www.idkfa.com/v3 idkfa: syndicated http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3754 Sidenote: After additional consideration, I'm quite certain I understand the evolutionary purpose of mammaries. The New Atheist crew makes a strong case for men wanting women who can pop out a dozen kids and run across a desert. I view breasts the same way I view campari or Southern Comfort: they're tantalizing and delicious some people, but they're not going in my mouth. Heyo! conrad@idkfa.com (conrad) Language; Literature; Writing Sun, 30 Oct 2011 20:41:20 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3754 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3753 Are you speaking of a coming-of-age ritual for Yoda and Optimus, or for the dancers there? kitacek@idkfa.com (kitacek) Language; Literature; Writing Thu, 27 Oct 2011 20:47:33 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3753 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3752 Bahahaha Hotel California. It will never be quite the same again. Scrotor@idkfa.com (Scrotor) Language; Literature; Writing Thu, 27 Oct 2011 18:31:24 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3752 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3751 "I'll F4U your Corsair, baby. All. Night. Long." "Hey there, Ms. Gay. How about you ditch Little Boy and Fat Man and come back to my place." "It isn't seppuku if you enjoy throwing yourself onto the sword!" "I've got your lightning war right here, bitch. *grabs crotch*" I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses. conrad@idkfa.com (conrad) Language; Literature; Writing Thu, 27 Oct 2011 17:40:50 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3751 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3750 This sounds eerily similar to an event that has already occurred. All you needed to do was add Hotel California and incredibly long hair to the mix. Oh, and my giggles. That too. conrad@idkfa.com (conrad) Language; Literature; Writing Thu, 27 Oct 2011 17:35:49 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3750 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3749 Don't forget WWII cosplay! "I just took the backdoor around your Maginot Line..." Scrotor@idkfa.com (Scrotor) Language; Literature; Writing Thu, 27 Oct 2011 16:25:04 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3749 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3748 "Give me a lap dance you will, hmmm hmmm hmmmmmmmm!" Yoda chortles, fondling himself. "What is love?" Optimus ponders as he's sits down with a drink and some ones at the center table. "Look at those fatty slabs of breast. I don't know how even a babe could suckle at that." Crockett responds, eyeing the patrons. "You guys are the worst wingmen ever." I respond, pulling out my twenties and snapping at the nearest stripper in the most dehumanizing manner possible. Scrotor@idkfa.com (Scrotor) Language; Literature; Writing Thu, 27 Oct 2011 16:12:27 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3748 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3747 I think Yoda and Optimus need to join us at Sin Rock for an outing. You know, like a coming-of-age ritual. conrad@idkfa.com (conrad) Language; Literature; Writing Thu, 27 Oct 2011 14:24:17 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3747 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3746 Maybe celibacy isn't so bad. http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/sex-headaches/DS00645 Or, you know, Erik just needs to find someone into Star Wars and/or Star Trek roleplay. "This is the 'droid' you're looking for." conrad@idkfa.com (conrad) Language; Literature; Writing Thu, 27 Oct 2011 14:22:51 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3746 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3745 To Spenard, Yoda! You too, Optimus! (shoves twenties into backpack, straps it on, struts out the door) Scrotor@idkfa.com (Scrotor) Language; Literature; Writing Thu, 27 Oct 2011 14:14:20 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3745 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3744 That would only be true if you somehow managed to make a youtube video of all of this and then get yourself an ipad or some other tablet and had that playing while taped to your back every where you go from this day forward. Also there are prostitutes. MrFood@idkfa.com (MrFood) Language; Literature; Writing Thu, 27 Oct 2011 14:08:28 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3744 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3743 I think a story is in order. First, I'm doing 3 costumes this year, because I hate myself. The first costume included this backpack, and was for a costume run. Of course, I was Luke training with Yoda on Dagobah. This made sense to me, since it was a trail run (typically through swamps), so I thought the costume would be classy, hilarious, and fitting. And I wanted an excuse for why I will never fuck anything but my hand ever again. Well, and maybe Yoda's backpack hole... but I digress. Anyways, so I roll up to the costume run BY MYSELF, and walk around trying to find Travis (T-moneeeeeeeeeey), whom I was to meet there. All the while in this costume IN PUBLIC. I get eye-high-fived by children and their parents, and strange looks from people our age. Luckily, I shaved for the costume, so I looked probably not much older than a teenager, meaning the pathetic factor was reduced by an order of magnitude or two. Plus, there was a 40+ year old dude walking around in a Jedi costume, so I definitely wasn't the saddest sight to behold. I finally found Travis right before the race started, and we start jogging along, which is tough, because I have a backpack and cargo pants on. So we're bullshitting, and at one point he mocks my slow running pace by trying to do a Yoda impression. I counter with a much better Yoda impression. I then comment that I will never get laid again to Travis, because of the nerd factor of the impression. At this point, a complete stranger turns around and says, "Actually, once you put that [costume] on, THAT was when you were never going to get laid again." I laugh, agree, and die a little on the inside. I finish the race, and meet up with Travis and a few other people, one of who is an attractive woman (also, while waiting in line for the card collection at the finish line, I meet a dude, who approves of the costume... of course). We've met before, but she doesn't know what my costume is. So I Scrotor@idkfa.com (Scrotor) Language; Literature; Writing Thu, 27 Oct 2011 13:56:01 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3743 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3741 Whenever I wonder if I'll ever get laid again, now I can read this and remember how well I'm really doing. Thanks! Wilber@idkfa.com (Wilber) Language; Literature; Writing Thu, 27 Oct 2011 10:51:32 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3741 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3740 Alas, he arrived after you left. But don't worry, he doubles and a backpack; I bought it so I could more easily transfer MTG to your house. Scrotor@idkfa.com (Scrotor) Language; Literature; Writing Wed, 26 Oct 2011 03:41:19 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3740 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3739 Wait, when did Yoda show up?! I missed my favorite tiny green man?! conrad@idkfa.com (conrad) Language; Literature; Writing Tue, 25 Oct 2011 20:59:37 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3739 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3735 It was pretty difficult, especially being one of his groomsmen, standing beside them when they were marrying and not believing this one would work out. kitacek@idkfa.com (kitacek) Language; Literature; Writing Tue, 25 Oct 2011 14:07:15 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3735 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3734 a tad. kitacek@idkfa.com (kitacek) Language; Literature; Writing Tue, 25 Oct 2011 14:06:18 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3734 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3733 Not to pry, but if it was extreme... how DIDN'T he know about it beforehand? Did they rush into marriage a bit? Scrotor@idkfa.com (Scrotor) Language; Literature; Writing Tue, 25 Oct 2011 13:52:44 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3733 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3732 I'm sorry to hear that about your roommate and his wife, that must have been difficult. kaiden@idkfa.com (kaiden) Language; Literature; Writing Tue, 25 Oct 2011 12:36:21 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3732 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3731 My college roommate married and then divorced someone with extreme agoraphobia, which he didn't know about until they had to move for his duties with the military. She was pretty fucked up. Clearly I'm not an expert either, but you display none of the behaviors I saw in her. kitacek@idkfa.com (kitacek) Language; Literature; Writing Tue, 25 Oct 2011 04:14:31 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3731 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3730 That's right, Josh. Now you're always around people. Myself, Optimus... and now Yoda. You can't escape. Scrotor@idkfa.com (Scrotor) Language; Literature; Writing Tue, 25 Oct 2011 03:22:53 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3730 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3729 New Escape Characters article, "Drowning," Oct 24, 2011. kaiden@idkfa.com (kaiden) Language; Literature; Writing Tue, 25 Oct 2011 01:47:50 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3729&msg_id=3729