http://www.idkfa.com/v3 idkfa: syndicated http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=5640&msg_id=5650 I like to think I came off much more poorly than this. I was talking to a woman, after all. Scrotor@idkfa.com (Scrotor) Pretty State Machine Mon, 02 Dec 2013 14:39:19 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=5640&msg_id=5650 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=5640&msg_id=5641 (At the gate, a young woman is setting up the gate for the upcoming flight from Honolulu to Anchorage. The gate is empty, except for a man, who saunters up to the kiosk) Erik: (pops a sleeping pill, swallows it dry, coughs) "Uh, whew, hi! I was wondering, ah..." (teeters) "Wow. Sorry, I haven't slept for about a week. Um, got any, ah, you know, upgrades? I'm willing to bet I've got more miles than any of these fuckers. Gotta get my bloody mary on, know'm'sayin'?" Gate Lady: "Um, let me check, sir, one moment, the system is just coming online." Erik: "Right, no problem." (teeters, braces self on the counter) "You know.. you might think this is interesting. I was reading. Turns out: Corona Light? Not the best bang for your buck, alcohol-wise. Wanna guess what it is?" Gate Lady: "I don't know, sir." Erik: "Beck's Light!" (teeters) "Right? Who knew! Blew my mind. Not really full of vitamins, like a bloody mary, but you know. Bang for your buck." Gate Lady: (her screen is full of green lights of available upgrades) "Sir, did you take a sleeping pill?" Erik: "Yeah. Got to." Gate Lady: (crisis of conscience) "I'm... I'm sorry, sir. We don't have any upgrades at this time. We'll be boarding soon. If anything comes up, I'll be sure to call you." Erik: (looks around, teeters) "Allllright." (walks away, the words "MVP" and "loyalty" spoken audibly under his breath) Safe flight, man. kaiden@idkfa.com (kaiden) Pretty State Machine Wed, 27 Nov 2013 15:08:48 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=5640&msg_id=5641 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=5640&msg_id=5640 Only person on upgrade list, didn't get upgraded. #firstworldproblems Scrotor@idkfa.com (Scrotor) Pretty State Machine Wed, 27 Nov 2013 13:18:22 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=5640&msg_id=5640