http://www.idkfa.com/v3 idkfa: syndicated http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=1380 Rather, I see that I'm an idiot! And I'll pre-empt your response with "A-FUCK A-YOU". Scrotor@idkfa.com (Scrotor) idkfa Mon, 06 Dec 2010 19:47:42 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=1380 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=1379 I see no quotes!!! Scrotor@idkfa.com (Scrotor) idkfa Mon, 06 Dec 2010 19:26:01 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=1379 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=1324 Well, I made a few changes. Now, the front page lists a number of "pinned" posts, similar to "pinned threads" on other forums. We'll see how it works out. Also added a quote generator at the top. kaiden@idkfa.com (kaiden) idkfa Fri, 26 Nov 2010 16:58:11 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=1324 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=1025 You're a cruel dictator, Lord Joshus. Scrotor@idkfa.com (Scrotor) idkfa Fri, 08 Oct 2010 17:13:19 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=1025 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=1003 hmmm... I wonder if that would actually be something that would draw Dan to finally get on idkfa. hahaha. CapitolZebra@idkfa.com (CapitolZebra) idkfa Fri, 08 Oct 2010 14:33:49 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=1003 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=1002 You are one classy little man, Scrotor. CapitolZebra@idkfa.com (CapitolZebra) idkfa Fri, 08 Oct 2010 14:33:17 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=1002 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=987 Actually that would be pretty awesome, if for no other reason than having the tech people here at work constantly coming over and asking me what the hell I'm looking at all day, and only having the home screen to show them. MrFood@idkfa.com (MrFood) idkfa Thu, 07 Oct 2010 14:04:05 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=987 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=984 Don't make me embed deaf porn in an invisible layer beneath idkfa every time your user loads a page. kaiden@idkfa.com (kaiden) idkfa Thu, 07 Oct 2010 12:28:30 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=984 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=976 Porn. I'm kinda drunk. FYI. Scrotor@idkfa.com (Scrotor) idkfa Thu, 07 Oct 2010 04:55:37 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=976 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=971 Ha. kaiden@idkfa.com (kaiden) idkfa Wed, 06 Oct 2010 19:26:09 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=971 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=970 A mirror or link to the 5 most recent /b/ threads. kitacek@idkfa.com (kitacek) idkfa Wed, 06 Oct 2010 18:59:50 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=970 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=952 i'm full of it! kitacek@idkfa.com (kitacek) idkfa Tue, 05 Oct 2010 05:23:29 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=952 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=949 I've got stuff that calculates a number of those stats. Believe me, it's not as fun when you know that more traffic hits your site by crawlers looking for email addresses to spam than legitimate traffic. I'd prefer the index page to not be processor intensive. The previous idkfa stats page took upwards of 20 seconds to complete. I even had to put a caching mechanism in front of it to make sure people didn't bring the server to its knees by sleeping on their F5 button. Also, the first thing people should see should be snappy and easily consumed. A wall of numbers, while exciting to programmers and engineers, may not be somebody's idea of a welcome mat. I appreciate the ideas. Keep 'em coming. Something will stick. kaiden@idkfa.com (kaiden) idkfa Tue, 05 Oct 2010 03:16:37 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=949 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=945 possible statistics: unique visitors today unique visitors that resulted in user account login/creation today unique visitors that appear to be crawler, bot, or SkyNet today unique visitors/users in past (time period) unique visitors of previous statistics in (time period) current rate of posts per day current rate of user login in (time period) ("3 users have made a total of 15 user logins today") uptime you downloaded this page in (this many) seconds for a speed of (this many) megabytes per second (basically, different than rendered in x seconds, not that that isn't a useful stat) kitacek@idkfa.com (kitacek) idkfa Mon, 04 Oct 2010 20:05:05 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=945 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=944 I'm waiting for the term "crowdsourcing" to disappear quietly from our collective consciousness. It would be an interesting statistic to see which posts are the most read. Hmm. kaiden@idkfa.com (kaiden) idkfa Mon, 04 Oct 2010 19:46:20 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=944 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=943 hmm. I have some interesting pictures and a video from this weekend past that might be fun.... MrFood@idkfa.com (MrFood) idkfa Mon, 04 Oct 2010 19:36:08 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=943 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=940 I'm just thinking this could be meaningless yet humorous content. The idea was initially sparked by The Venture Brothers. "Toys I wish I had as a child that exist now." "Movies that Kyler mistakenly believe to be good." "Reasons editing posts is good for the soul." That sort of thing. Green Man@idkfa.com (Green Man) idkfa Mon, 04 Oct 2010 19:04:05 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=940 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=939 just providing ideas, maybe they'll spark something in someone else's mind to refine it or come up with something... -crowdsource content by creating a section that allows users to link to images or other webpages or something. Then, users can somehow rate posts by popularity or interest. top posts will survive on the frontpage for a given amount of time, then rotate off the page. some sort of spam or proper filter to avoid NSFW content, or appropriate warning, so those of us taking a quick break during lunch don't get....caught with their pants down? -your own posts that are most read or viewed by all of idkfa -"GET BACK TO WORK" kitacek@idkfa.com (kitacek) idkfa Mon, 04 Oct 2010 18:59:38 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=939 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=938 What do you mean by lists? kaiden@idkfa.com (kaiden) idkfa Mon, 04 Oct 2010 18:35:18 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=938 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=937 - Randomized quotes, drawn from content - Random statistics (top posters, top word counts, weekly/all time, etc) - Lists; delving into the absurd/asinine/insane/reasonable, drawn from content - Links to hot topic items you feel are important/humorous Green Man@idkfa.com (Green Man) idkfa Mon, 04 Oct 2010 18:32:53 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=937 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=936 Does anybody have suggestions for content on the front page? The "Welcome back" message was intended to only be up for a week or so, but it's been two months. On the previous version of idkfa, we had a sort of "news" section, but I'm less inclined to re-implement that, as it fell victim to neglect pretty quickly. User stats and things might be interesting, but they generally don't have a lot to do with recent conversation. The "Discussion Areas" box shows which sections have activity, and the "Latest Post" box shows, well, the latest posts. Ideas? I feel like the home page should be useful in some regard. Right now it's just a wall of text that people may or may not read the first time they see it, and then ignore it afterward. kaiden@idkfa.com (kaiden) idkfa Mon, 04 Oct 2010 18:22:35 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=936&msg_id=936