http://www.idkfa.com/v3 idkfa: syndicated http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=6536&msg_id=6558 Hahaha, SCROAT. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) The Sporting Life Sun, 15 Jun 2014 17:19:28 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=6536&msg_id=6558 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=6321&msg_id=6344 I am curious about this exchange. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Indiscernible from Magic Mon, 28 Apr 2014 00:01:33 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=6321&msg_id=6344 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=6321&msg_id=6321 Good work on your 120 seconds, Scrotor. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Indiscernible from Magic Sat, 19 Apr 2014 15:36:48 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=6321&msg_id=6321 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=6075&msg_id=6085 It is also illegal to kill people, usually. Entering a break room seems insufficient context for this exchange. Watch your back! sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Look down, look down... Fri, 28 Feb 2014 21:44:14 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=6075&msg_id=6085 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=5291&msg_id=5315 YES. Judas is indeed rising. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Pretty State Machine Mon, 29 Jul 2013 03:39:06 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=5291&msg_id=5315 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3875&msg_id=4408 Whoops. I didn't see this. I am sorry to have caused concern and appreciate the thoughts. I feel happier every day now, but I tend to forget exactly how miserable I was. Good to be reminded that, for me, drugs and alcohol are BAD. I'm so grateful to still be alive! It would be terrible to miss this summer. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Mercy General Wed, 27 Jun 2012 18:08:54 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3875&msg_id=4408 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=4384&msg_id=4384 "Would you just send her an email to tell her that I'm sending her an email?" -my employer sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Look down, look down... Thu, 07 Jun 2012 18:56:09 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=4384&msg_id=4384 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3875&msg_id=4313 Quitting smoking has been awesome. In February I was smoking a pack a day, had a nasty little dry cough, and hadn't walked or run in ages. The first thing that happened was that my lungs produced an astonishing amount of mucus. The blood eventually disappeared from it! (That was probably from snorting drugs, though.) And now I have normal mucus, no cough, and I can run up all the stairs. Also, I feel RICH. A pack of cigarettes and a sixer of beer a day was almost $20! Now I have $20 that I can spend on anything! YAAAAAAYYYY!!! sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Mercy General Mon, 16 Apr 2012 21:39:17 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3875&msg_id=4313 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3875&msg_id=4312 Progress thus far: 1. So far, so good. 2. Check! Antidepressants and naltrexone FTW. 3. Haven't put a pill up my nose, eaten an unprescribed pill, or had more than one drink in at least 2 months--no booze at all for a month. Sobriety is confusing. 4. Shee-yit, I don't even need it every week. 5. Ugh, the classes are too expensive. And I am so lazy. 6. Holy shit, I haven't smoked a cigarette in 54 days! Almost party time. Juice/kombucha party, I guess; champagne is for those who can handle their liquor. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Mercy General Mon, 16 Apr 2012 21:32:40 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3875&msg_id=4312 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=4064&msg_id=4079 YES. I know someone who would be ALL OVER THAT. Is it gone yet? sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Mercy General Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:27:11 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=4064&msg_id=4079 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3951&msg_id=3960 Big beautiful sadists? HOTTT. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) idkfa Fri, 13 Jan 2012 20:29:39 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3951&msg_id=3960 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3875&msg_id=3959 2. Is well underway! 40 mg of Prozac/300 mg Wellbutrin coming right up. YUM. AND even a single dose Valium for emergencies. Yessss! sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Mercy General Fri, 13 Jan 2012 20:28:29 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3875&msg_id=3959 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3875&msg_id=3948 1. Don't commit suicide! 2. Get properly medicated! 3. Sober the fuck up. No booze. No drugs. Go to NA. 4. Weekly therapy. 5. Go to yoga and ballet. Am so close to doing full splits! 6. Stop smoking! HAHAHAHA this is gonna be EASY. HA. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Mercy General Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:26:00 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3875&msg_id=3948 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3931&msg_id=3947 Class reunion at NA, woo! sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Mercy General Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:14:17 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=3931&msg_id=3947 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2692&msg_id=2726 Ohhhhh, maybe you'd like to see The Glass Menagerie at Out North? And make me the happiest lady?! I can get you a two-for-one ticket... Maybe pleeeease? sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Mercy General Thu, 28 Apr 2011 14:12:59 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2692&msg_id=2726 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2675&msg_id=2675 Who was the DDF coach that wasn't Chad? I want to see if she'll come to Glass Menagerie. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Asked and Answered Sun, 24 Apr 2011 00:37:14 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2675&msg_id=2675 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2560&msg_id=2561 The ending is the BEST. Barae is brilliant. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Indiscernible from Magic Tue, 19 Apr 2011 18:24:49 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2560&msg_id=2561 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2560&msg_id=2560 My Sister Is Dating a Vampire is online! Bwahaha! Check out my movie. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Indiscernible from Magic Tue, 19 Apr 2011 18:22:26 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2560&msg_id=2560 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2549&msg_id=2553 You are correct. I have no idea who could fix that, though. And apparently tickets aren't even on sale yet, but I'd bet they're cheaper than Cabaret was. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Indiscernible from Magic Tue, 19 Apr 2011 15:14:56 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2549&msg_id=2553 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2524&msg_id=2552 I can run! And tackle. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Language; Literature; Writing Tue, 19 Apr 2011 15:13:28 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2524&msg_id=2552 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2549&msg_id=2549 The Glass Menagerie opens May 6th and runs through the 22nd. If you feel like making a road trip, we goes to Homer the next weekend. Get your tickets! I might be able to get you a two-for-one, even, if you ask! http://alaskapac.centertix.net/eventperformances.asp?evt=801 sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Indiscernible from Magic Tue, 19 Apr 2011 14:34:06 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2549&msg_id=2549 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2524&msg_id=2547 Holy shit. I can't stick to eating just 1500 calories without disordered thinking and binge eating and I'm a bit smaller than you. Don't make yourself sick. I would definitely bike and hike with you, though. And if I could catch a frisbee... sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Language; Literature; Writing Tue, 19 Apr 2011 14:25:17 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2524&msg_id=2547 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2406&msg_id=2415 It's gonna be HILARIOUS. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Just Say Yes Fri, 01 Apr 2011 15:31:12 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2406&msg_id=2415 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2406&msg_id=2414 OH BOY. I... have a rehearsal on Saturday from 2 to 6 and on Sunday from 6 to 9. Rats. Please keep posting these. I love open auditions. And please come see Glass Menagerie at Out North, opening early in May. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Just Say Yes Fri, 01 Apr 2011 15:28:52 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2406&msg_id=2414 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2382&msg_id=2395 I would LOVE to see Beauty and the Beast. OH MAN. That was my favorite Disney movie. Can I bring a flask? Never heard of Rock of Ages, but it does sound awesome. Also improv and--fuck--I gotta see k.d. lang. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Indiscernible from Magic Thu, 31 Mar 2011 13:55:41 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2382&msg_id=2395 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2320&msg_id=2320 Oh no! Knut! Poor guy was only four years old. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Machiavellian Cocktail Tue, 22 Mar 2011 19:04:50 -0800 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2320&msg_id=2320 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2213&msg_id=2227 I would like to, but I've yet to get a copy. If you're finished, can I borrow? I will bring back the book I've been driving around with. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) The Good Books Tue, 08 Mar 2011 18:13:22 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2213&msg_id=2227 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2221&msg_id=2224 You two (and CatLady) are wonderful, wonderful patrons of the arts. I will buy you a drink at intermission and shake some tassles at you. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Just Say Yes Tue, 08 Mar 2011 17:22:17 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2221&msg_id=2224 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2221&msg_id=2221 COME TO THE CABARET! OK, OK, so everyone knows the show and has probably seen the Liza Minelli film. But it's still a fabulous local production with more hot dancers in lingerie than you'll find in any other show. And my mom liked my singing! And there's a perpetual risk of injury! An Alaska Dispatch reporter profiled the production. My favorite part is when she talks about the Mein Herr/Mein Chairdance choreography: "But despite the fact that the choreography is all new, the chairs aren't the ones they'll be using on opening night, and it's starting to get late, within the course of an hour and a half, Ward has the company dancing its way through three-quarters of the song -- and only two people get kicked in the head." Runs Friday and Saturday nights through April 9th. Get your tickets here. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Just Say Yes Tue, 08 Mar 2011 15:27:50 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2221&msg_id=2221 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2218&msg_id=2220 Dude. I've wanted to audition for ages. LIES! sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Just Say Yes Tue, 08 Mar 2011 15:22:03 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2218&msg_id=2220 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2166&msg_id=2171 Oh, you can't cuddle a cactus, Joshus! sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Asked and Answered Mon, 21 Feb 2011 15:25:38 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2166&msg_id=2171 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2166&msg_id=2167 And that's why you spay and neuter your dogs! sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Asked and Answered Mon, 21 Feb 2011 14:40:28 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2166&msg_id=2167 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2166&msg_id=2166 One of my roommates brought four six-week-old malamut mutt puppies home from McGrath this weekend. And we can't take care of them all. He's shipping two out today, but there are still two that need homes (and shots and to get fixed). And they are painfully adorable. So... want a puppy? sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Asked and Answered Mon, 21 Feb 2011 14:38:46 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2166&msg_id=2166 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2122&msg_id=2133 Oh geez, a watermelon? Owwwww. Disturbing. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Mercy General Thu, 17 Feb 2011 20:37:50 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2122&msg_id=2133 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2122&msg_id=2132 Congratulations! Oh boy (or girl!)! Hope the new child grows up to be a vegan. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Mercy General Thu, 17 Feb 2011 20:35:31 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2122&msg_id=2132 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2058&msg_id=2061 ...der Toten, I mean. Dative plural is hard. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Perchance to Dream Fri, 11 Feb 2011 13:27:29 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2058&msg_id=2061 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2058&msg_id=2060 Have you been playing Kino des Toten on Call of Duty? sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Perchance to Dream Fri, 11 Feb 2011 13:26:49 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2058&msg_id=2060 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2046&msg_id=2055 You know, I could totally give you your book back right now if I'd never made an unfortunate roommate selection. Still. Waiting. Gah. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Mercy General Wed, 09 Feb 2011 18:35:20 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2046&msg_id=2055 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2046&msg_id=2046 CatLady! I need your help! Can you teach me how to make some mini pies? WANT TOASTER OVEN SIZED PIE NAOW. Look at the adorable! sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Mercy General Tue, 08 Feb 2011 17:44:13 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=2046&msg_id=2046 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=1986&msg_id=2011 There's another thing I only do for cash. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Mercy General Wed, 02 Feb 2011 19:08:46 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=1986&msg_id=2011 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=1986&msg_id=1989 I do, but I only serve drinks if I'm getting cash and I get to take home a bottle or two. What is this "volunteer" thing? sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Mercy General Tue, 01 Feb 2011 15:56:32 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=1986&msg_id=1989 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=1981&msg_id=1985 Sean went to get a friend for Heinrich, but they were out of rats, so he got a snake. The snake got his old cage. And it (too young to sex) is an escape artist. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Mercy General Mon, 31 Jan 2011 18:30:39 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=1981&msg_id=1985 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=1981&msg_id=1983 Poop! sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Mercy General Mon, 31 Jan 2011 16:22:52 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=1981&msg_id=1983 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=1981&msg_id=1981 Heinrich the rat has been contained by raising his cage too high to jump. But I woke up two nights ago with a garter snake wrapped around my leg. And now it is missing. In better news, I have a Crock Pot! Please, Allison, share your tortilla soup recipes! And any other delicious soup. My usual standby is vegetable garlic miscellany and I need an alternative. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Mercy General Mon, 31 Jan 2011 14:49:38 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=1981&msg_id=1981 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=1957&msg_id=1959 Muahaha. You also need at least 8 guns and as many stuffed animals and ivory and skulls as you can get. That's Alaskan! sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Look down, look down... Thu, 27 Jan 2011 15:50:26 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=1957&msg_id=1959 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=1957&msg_id=1957 Man, WHY is there a pig slaughtering bench on the marital property table? Do they really slaughter pigs in their home? Remember, friends, you have to list all your shared property worth more than $100 if you get a divorce. And your lawyer's assistant will think you're really weird. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Look down, look down... Thu, 27 Jan 2011 15:43:42 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=1957&msg_id=1957 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=1788&msg_id=1862 No needles for little Heinrich and the only experiment thus far is sticking him in a blanket and seeing if he can find his way out. He's not too smelly, either. I've been feeding him cabbage, broccoli, carrots, and rat snacks, but I'm sure he probably needs more food. What do you feed the lab rats? sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Mercy General Thu, 20 Jan 2011 14:15:15 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=1788&msg_id=1862 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=1788&msg_id=1833 I just got a rat! His name is Heinrich Balls. Kind of after the Heinrich Boell who won the Nobel Prize and also because rats have disproportionately large testicles. He is adorable! All he needs is another rat to befriend/teabag. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Mercy General Wed, 19 Jan 2011 20:13:19 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=1788&msg_id=1833 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=1781&msg_id=1783 March 4th through the 11th, I think. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Indiscernible from Magic Fri, 14 Jan 2011 15:21:56 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=1781&msg_id=1783 http://www.idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=1781&msg_id=1781 Christian Heppinstall, the mastermind behind Reefer Madness, is producing Cabaret at Wild Berry Theater. I got cast as a dancer again (yes!) and this time dancing is not only in heels and false eyelashes, but corsets and stockings, too. And there is chair dancing. OH MAN, AWESOME. There will be many reminders. It's gonna be sweet. sexretary@idkfa.com (sexretary) Indiscernible from Magic Fri, 14 Jan 2011 14:16:36 -0900 http://idkfa.com/v3/v_thread.php?thread_id=1781&msg_id=1781