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I'd love to sing this version at storytime.

http://www.smbc-com...id=3304#comic  (www.smbc-comics.com);

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Not sure I agree with everyone else (graphtv.kevinformatics.com). But I like that site.

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turning on the series trendline, and turning off autoscale present a clearer picture on BSG. Well, all of the shows, too.

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That's a good find. And 100% true (although the last D&D episode felt a little off, this season has been great.)

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It did feel weird, but I think it's just a confluence of the Hickey character finding his place and the absence of Troy. Someone on /r/community made the point that one of the best jokes (Chang's reply to "and it rhymes with Not There"... "Times Square?") would have been a Donald Glover line in any other season. I'm still very happy with the season, though. Though admittedly they could probably give me four seconds of Alison Brie smiling coyly and I'd call it a success.

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That Times Square off the cuff comment made me actually laugh out loud as it seemed it was perfectly timed and caught me off guard. What did happen to Troy? I don't think I've seen the show in a season or two so I've missed a few things.

Also Chevy Chases befuddled racist comments got replaced by angry enforcer ala Breaking Bad comments. He seems a little too angry for the show at the moment..

I liked instantly liked the D&D episode because David Cross was in it.

#6198, Governator, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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So Major Kira is telling me about why she and Odo thought it was a good idea to put a huge, McDonald's-style drive-through window in one of my second-story walls. "It lets in the light," she says.

Dax agrees, and says it's for the best.

...which was started +1 day after this thread...
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"Hope he doesn't regain stamina on my mushroom shoulde... OOOH. NOOOO."

So good.

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Is this riffing on a video game?

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Yeah. Game Grumps (www.youtube.com) is a Youtube channel I follow, who host a number of "Let's play..." series. Kind of a MST3K, but where the guys are playing through a video game. In this case, they're playing Shadows of the Colossus, where in order to bring back your dead girlfriend you have to slay a number of animalistic colossi that roam a desolate world.

In that episode (www.youtube.com), one guy is trying to defeat a colossus, and the other is giving the colossus a voice. The video I posted was where one of their animator fans rotoscoped their episode, and drew a silly face on the colossus, and synced the voices.

#6181, kaiden, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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Mostly for Mike (but still quite pretty and interesting)

Wes Anderson, Centered (vimeo.com)

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That makes me happy.

#6174, kaiden, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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Gah, this album is like candy you can't stop eating. You know it's not good for you, but your mouth just wants more. This is completely by the numbers metalcore, but pulled off with a degree of skill that makes it listenable.

3.0/5 - I rated all the individual songs quite highly, but there are really no standout tracks because it's all the same syrup-y metalcore formula.

#6187, Scrotor, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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(Josh, walking down the stairs with full Nalgene bottle and cup of tea)

Coworker: "I don't know if one man can be trusted with that much water."
Josh: "I'm hoarding it.... For the apocalypse."

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or..."saving for when the power goes out"

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(hypothetical)

coworker: "wait what? but its our job to make sure the power doesnt go out...?"

Josh: "i've said too much"

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I'm glad I'm not the only person reworking my conversations from a week ago.

#6192, kaiden, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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In my place of employment, I would have been chided for not holding the hand rail. Then, the person chiding me would have entered the conversation into a database to track their monthly proactive safety measures and gotten brownie points for being so safety conscious . I envy your workplace freedoms.

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That sounds like a golden opportunity for comically escalating mutually assured destruction, by way of safety chidings.

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A few songs from this album will become gym staples, because man they just make me want to destroy things (the title track, for instance). However, pretty typical Dino Cazares output (of Fear Factory fame).

3.0/5 - good, only one ballad really mixes up the style presented on the album. Better than their first offering, but I don't see where they would go from here. At least it will be fun to work out to!

#6169, Scrotor, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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I have started reviewing books for a magazine and for a well respected graphic novel website. It's fun, but I don't talk about it much on twitter or online because I don't want to invite the wrath (or commentary in general) of authors.

However today I saw one of my reviews blurbed on a book (though not as me, but as the magazine). That was cool!

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Are your reviews posted anonymously?

Also, congratulations!

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Not anonymously, I just don't link them on twitter because too many authors have twitter alerts and respond to every mention of their book ever. And I've heard horror stories from other reviewers. I get blurbed as the magazine and not as me because my name doesn't really have cachet with readers.

If you look at the "editorial reviews" listings on amazon pages, I pop up. I write for School Library Journal and then my name is at the end of the review.

Example: http://www.amazon.com/Byrd-Igloo-A-Polar-Adventure/dp/0545562767/ (www.amazon.com)

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I can only hope to be blurbed some day.

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Josh, I expect more of you. You should write the book that is getting the glowing blurbs.

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I'm trying. Writing fiction is the hardest thing I've tried to be good at.

Plus, I lost about two hours of my co-editor's work today due to a coding error. The edits after were... humbling.

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YOU FUCKED UP BRAH

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It's alright, I took it out on my children.

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Oh good, more consequences.

#6166, kaiden, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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Congrats, that is pretty awesome!

...which was started +1 day after this thread...
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Amorphis has been steadily popping out albums every 2 years or so ever since new singer/growler Tomi Joutsen (those dreads!) joined the band... and the output has been pretty consistently awesome, especially Silent Waters and Skyforger. Things got a bit stale on The Beginning of Times, so for this album, they decided to mix things up a bit by having Peter Tagtgren (one time vocalist for Bloodbath, who owns a fucking village (www.ultimatemetal.com)!) produce instead of Marco Hietala (who produced all of the aforementioned albums), and writing about an original story rather than the Kalevala.

3.5/5 - while still not quite as good as Silent Waters or Skyforger, it gets up there, and is better than The Beginning of Times. A nice return to form!

#6151, Scrotor, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
...which was started +1 day after this thread...
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I just found out that Iron and Wine is going to be playing next week at the Egan and Patton Oswalt is going to be at UAA next month. WHO'S GOING?!?!??

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Patton Oswalt was hilarious last time, I'd considering going to that. Dunno about Iron & Wine though...

#6149, Scrotor, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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Google Talk network is down: http://www.google....2ce88ca138c4af8915d (www.google.com)

Improbably, idkfa is still up.

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IS THIS WHY I CAN'T CHAT WITH YOU?

I need distractions Josh. That only you can provide with your careful wording and subtle wit.

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I miss you, too. Consequently, I am getting no more work done.

(i.imgur.com)

#6145, kaiden, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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"Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bob."

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Indie Alaska (www.youtube.com)

These videos are... pretty great, I think. Interesting slices of life from people/places across Alaska. Shot well, edited well.

#6139, kaiden, +11Y in Mercy General | root latest up search | latest
...which was started +2 days after this thread...
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Have any of the peeps with babies taught their kids NBA Jam yet?

Hey Ash (www.youtube.com)

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posted in this section because carpentry & etc are a hobby/interest of mine:

[& copied from twitter, so apologies if this is 2nd time for you]

Karen: Did you pick out a pretty color for the nursery? Or is that Elizabeth?

Me: All paint goes on the wall the same way.

Karen: I feel like that statement should be studied by philosophers.

Me: I'm here all week.

So....Robbie?

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I offer a few interpretations:

Platonic: The ideal form of "paint" is applied to the ideal form of a "wall," yet the individual instantiations of those forms in reality only exhibit the specific qualities particular to themselves. The form of "paint" contains both the specific qualities of "pretty" and "not pretty."

Taoist: Paint and wall are part of the 10,000 things. The 10,000 things are the Tao. The Tao is not the 10,000 things.

Christian: The paint adheres to the wall by the grace of God and the sacrifice of his son, Jesus Christ.

Kantian: The quality of color is inherent in the noumenal world of the paint. The physical phenomenon of putting the paint on the wall is a result of our limited perception of all noumena by way of space and time. The paint goes on the wall only in our limited perception.

Liberation Theological: We should embrace and accept the pretty colors and the ugly colors, for they were all made by God. Jesus' sacrifice has freed us from the social condemnations of "ugly colors."

Existentialist: Absent the "gods" of our forefathers, we are left to choose why we would paint, or not paint, the wall.

Oprah-ist: If you make a vision-collage and really believe there is paint on the wall the universe will vibrate hard enough to attract your painted wall. That's how Henry Ford invented the car. If it doesn't happen, it's your fault for "wanting" instead of "believing."

Nietzschean: Paint is a flat circle.

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This was everything I wanted.

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You have made my day! No, my week. Maybe even my month, and that's saying something, because the big 3-0 is next week!

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I think monthly "Philosophy by Robbie" posts should be included as part of idkfa's services. Perhaps with accompaniment? Accordion, washboard, and a jug?

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Would subscribe.

#6147, kaiden, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
...which was started +6 days after this thread...
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Frenetic gypsy punk. I suppose I got this mainly for the song Wanderlust King... and that is definitely the standout. The rest of the album is consistently interesting, but nothing else (well, maybe Forces of Victory...) quite stands up as much as that front-loaded track.

3.0/5 - Good, but this kind of frenetic energy is really enjoyed more in a live context than on an album. These guys would have to put on one hell of a show!

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Alright, American Wedding (www.youtube.com) is a super sick song too.

#6158, Scrotor, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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2.5/5 - A thrashier version of the same old stuff. Great guitarwork as always. Pretty by the numbers metal from Alex Laiho and company.

#6127, Scrotor, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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what are my top 10 greatest games ever? my previous post made me think of what is definitely on the list. I wouldn't rank between these games, in other words, the number is just making sure i have ten.

1. Goldeneye (Rare)

2. Half Life 2 (& episodes) (Valve)

3. Portal (Valve)

4. GTA V (Rockstar)

5. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Nintendo)

6. Super Mario 64 (Nintendo)

7. Tetris (Dorodnitsyn)

8. Gran Turismo 5 (Polyphony)

9. Counterstrike (Valve)

10. The Last of Us (Naughty Dog)

Other games I contemplated for this list (so, honorable mentions?):

Bioshock Infinite

Super Mario RPG

Desert Combat (an original Battlefield 1942 mod that was bought by EA to make the rest of the games)

Conker's Bad Fur Day

Donkey Kong Country

Medal of Honor Allied Assault

GTA 4

GTA San Andreas

Mark of the Ninja

Super Smash Brothers

Contra

Command & Conquer Generals

Civilization 5

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No wonder we're friends, we have a lot of these games in common!

Goldeneye was so fun, as was Super Smash Bros. Ocarina of Time (and A Link to the Past) both make me almost tear up with nostalgia when I think about them. Civilization 5 is probably the game I've put the most hours in... ever.

Randomly, though, I think I liked Saints Row 2 better than any GTA I've played. Part of that might have been Michael Dorn though.

#6121, Scrotor, +11Y | root latest up search (edited)
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so, what's your top ten list look like?

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I haven't played games with enough dedication in many many years to really have an opinion on modern games. The two I remember with the most fondness are Halo and FFVIII. Somewhere banging around in there is also Alpha Centauri. I also remember playing Quake II on a modem-to-modem connection and thinking I was the smartest bastard on the planet for getting that working. How little I knew...

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I can't really do a "top 10." There are way, way too many ways to slice a video game for comparison. Instead, here's the list of games that, when I am murdered in 2018 by the time thieves, the person that has to go back in time with my clone will need to have Josh Prime play these games in order to produce a reasonable simulacrum:

That takes you through about 19, and should have addressed by my love for dialog trees, subtle, wry humor, dark narratives, and my fascination with humanity in aggregate.

Pray that I am ready by then.

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Ah, totally forgot about Planescape: Torment!

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And I'll never forget that you did.

#6132, kaiden, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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Pregnancy gives you crazy dreams and mine have been epic.

Last night I dreamed I had the ability to slide through dimensions to alternate realities through portholes I could see. Sometimes when you slid through a porthole it was by accident, othertimes on purpose to run away from danger. And sometimes you were still yourself, but most of the time when you slid through a porthole to a new reality/dimension you were someone new. Thus for most of the dream I was Captain Kirk going between versions of the Enterprise and other starships. At one point I stole a gun that allowed me to create my own reality/dimension portholes and it created a bubble atmosphere so I could fly through space without a space ship. So awesome. Because I kept accidentally trying to fly my spaceship through portholes only to discover on the other side that my spaceship was now stuck inside a building or cave or what not.

I woke up sad that it didn't exist even as a tv show. I've always loved alternate reality stories, episodes of tv where they go to an alternate universe, and even Sliders (well up until the third season).

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definitely on the list of top 10 greatest games ever

#6119, kitacek, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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Anthropocentric

- now back to thinking.

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I have a weakness for albums whose entire existence is based on criticizing religion.

3.5/5 - Like their newest, a well-executed concept album (the second half... I need to give Heliocentric a listen sometime soon). The evolution in sound shown on this album paves the way for their newest, the latter of which is somewhat better (given that this is pretty preachy). Still a very good album.

#6124, Scrotor, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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Animosity

- for old time's sake.

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Pure nostalgia trip. I loved this album so much, all of these songs have great hooks. Angel's Son is the best ballad from the numetal era.

Can't rate it, these songs are a product of the times.

#6114, Scrotor, +11Y | root latest up search | latest