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Sacramento bound in soo soon. Tired of trying to pretend I'm still working.

Really I'm just browsing gear I can buy at rei for the camping trip we're taking to Yosemite after the wedding.

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Aaron told us the first thing we're doing when we get there is taking shots.

We get there at 9am, and I think he's the one picking us up. I... I worry so.

How long are you folks in Yosemite?

#4410, kaiden, +13Y | root latest up search | latest
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Best comment:

"Not my proudest boner..."

Concur.

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Oh. Oh my.

#4406, kitacek, +13Y | root latest up search | latest
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I don't know how to feel about this: Semi-Charmed Call (www.youtube.com)

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Guilty pleasure, eh, Josh??

Also, the chick that sings that song is hot, and a lot older than I assumed she was... I was sure she was a teenager, but she is an '85 baby.

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More just the realization that the cloying pop music I tend to enjoy/not hate is likely the same song, over and over again. And then a wave of self-loathing when I realize I'm not sure I want to do anything about it.

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Lol, pop music is designed to be catchy, my friend. And catchy is a formula, although I can't find the link to the study. However, I did find this hilarious list (www.theregister.co.uk). Note Fat Lip. Bahahaha.

Also note that other than Neil Young, all CDs in my car right now are ridiculous anti-pop albums (read: prog metal concept albums). So I win.

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While I appreciate some, I don't feel like I'm enough of a musician, or that I am musically inclined enough to appreciate the how/why of what they're doing. I would just be listening for the reason that it isn't pop music.

Maybe that's why I like The Decemberists. Not super-intricate, musically, but they do find ways to be interesting otherwise. Like their 9-minute sea-shanty about a boy seeking revenge on his deadbeat, seafaring father. (www.youtube.com)

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Impreeeeeeeeeesive.

EDIT: I have since found out that there are a MASSIVE number of parodies to this song. Abort that Baby is probably my favorite, because I hate children. But, seriously, what is it about this song??

#4468, Scrotor, +13Y | root latest up search (edited)
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Sadly, a cappella dubstep (www.youtube.com) is also a thing. The Youtube giveth and the Youtube taketh.

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That's probably what they were saying about beatboxing back in the 80s in homemade VHS trade circles.

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Beatboxers didn't look like lifelong Virgin Card carriers. At least they had some "street cred." These kids....well. Let's just hope college is as kind to them as it was to me.

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Hahah I didn't actually watch the video until now. That. Well, um. They have to live with that forever.

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They're old enough to know. But not enough to know better.

#4474, kaiden, +13Y | root latest up search | latest
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How long has this place been back up and running?

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August, 2010. You were on the email :)

Welcome back.

#4395, kaiden, +13Y | root latest up search | latest
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Idea:

1. Turn your iOS/Android device into a measuring tape that's not a pain the ass to use.

How:

2. Build a package of three battery powered devices that come packaged together and pair with a custom app on the iOS/Android device. Devices pair with the phone via BlueTooth, and emit noise outside the range of human hearing, one freq for each device. Devices come with instruction to place them at known (user adjustable) distances from each other in an equilateral triangle. (Use 4 devices and form a tetrahedron?) iOS/Android device listens to emitted noise to calculate its position relative to the devices. The App calculates and remembers the positions of the phone, so you can ask it to give you x,y,z and hypotenuse distance between whatever points you ask of it.

Result:

3. PROFIT

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Easier:

  • String.
  • App that lets you know distances by number of times the string, measured out to the distance you want, wraps around your model of the iPhone.

Customize for Android by letting you enter your own values for device circumference :)

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Alternatively: Learn to use the appropriate end of the tape measure. Geez, Dave. ;-)

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I NEED MY PHONE TO DO ALL THE THINGS

:-D

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"Would you just send her an email to tell her that I'm sending her an email?"

-my employer

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On a near-daily basis, I deeply consider the distance between our hunter-gatherer beginnings and the life of an office worker.

#4385, kaiden, +13Y | root latest up search | latest
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We has a venue! #weddingbash2013

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Congrats! Where at??

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Alpenglow!

#4383, kitacek, +13Y | root latest up search | latest
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Pictures from the Eurocruise:



http://idkfa.com/eurocruise

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Well, as predicted your pictures are quite a bit better than mine. Thanks for posting! Also thanks for showing the children why getting drunk every day for over a week straight eventually means you can't climb stairs like you used to ;)

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Wow. Y'all saw some gorgeous places. Did anyone ever tell you if turtles with mudflaps are a normal occurrence in Greece?

#4376, J_Maru, +13Y | root latest up search | latest
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The next time we're at a rural cabin with a chainsaw:

http://www.youtube...slvv_ZT4&sns=em (www.youtube.com)

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I can't see how in any way this could go wrong.

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A dude last night carved a seat out of log with a chainsaw. It was not nearly as impressive.

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Now that I own a chainsaw this my be the first thing I do with it.

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I think a quicker way to your drink would be to use a bottle opener or buy twist tops. Though a quicker way to the ER would be this method.

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You mean a quicker way to WINNING.

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That's right. time to go buy some gas and a beer and see how good my insurance really is.

#4380, MrFood, +13Y | root latest up search | latest
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GOTYE, Grammar, and making fun of Creed and Nickelback: http://www.youtube....atch?v=32p8d6OudgU (www.youtube.com)

#4370, kaiden, +13Y in Mercy General | root latest up search | latest
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I teared up just watching that trailer. WHY DO THEY DO THIS?! Why must they speak directly into my heart?!

That, or there are some weird hormones in my last batch of dried cherries.

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At my next job interview I'll have to work hard not to answer "traveling back in time" when they ask me where I want to be in five years.

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For the record, this movie was fantastic. Hilarious, poignant, sad, and awesome. The actors really carried the story and made it touching and funny at the same time.

#4495, conrad, +13Y | root latest up search (edited)
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I shall endeavor to see it.

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If you could actually travel back in time, what era would you go to?

I'm having difficulty deciding... it would definitely change depending on whether or not I was female and whether or not my location changed...

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Huh... if it was just going back, and not necessarily changing anything in the timeline? "Time tourism," we'll call it?

In trying to weigh potential events, I keep coming to the conclusion that being witness to historical, anthropological, geological, etc. -type events on Earth would not be nearly valuable enough. For most events on Earth, we have, or might have, the scientific methods to deduce the truth about an event that otherwise currently remains a mystery. If we are given the ability to time travel but have to choose 1 time to travel to, I'd try to set my sights for something that is impossible for us to know. Something, perhaps, that humans as a species could not realistically witness.

I'd probably aim for something cosmological: the birth of a star, or a supernova. Maybe witnessing the creation of the Chicxulub crater (or any extinction event).

If those weren't possible... hmm. I don't know. Maybe I'd like to talk to this guy.

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Well, finally saw this.

A better social commentary on geeks and regret than the IT Crowd or Big Bang Theory will ever be.

#4725, kaiden, +12Y | root latest up search | latest
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Alright, so, I'm in New Zealand for another month and about a week. Anybody been here? Anybody have any cannot-miss things to do while I'm here? I'm planning a trip to the north island, wanting to figure out my goings-on for it.

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Only thing that comes to mind: Lord of the Rings Locations (www.doc.govt.nz).

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I've been to a few of the LoTR locations, and I've walked franz joseph, did the jetboat. I'm kind of wonderfully excited about all the cool things I've done here. :)

#4363, bookworm, +13Y | root latest up search | latest
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I had a friend go to NZ a couple years ago. The couple of things I remember her saying were some of her favorites:

-high speed jet boat ride through a canyon in the Queenstown area. don't remember the name of the canyon or company though, unfortunately.

-ice climbing on the Franz Josef glacier

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Good lord those things were dangerous.

Good times.

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Nothing can go wrong if we attach one of these to a snowmachine with a 50ft rope, right?

Especially if its on Lake Louise, right?

Right?

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I would recommend wearing a helmet.

(But in my experience, a saucer is a lot more fun. More buoyancy, more ability to whip the rider around.)

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Time for a Pro/Con list

Pro for SnowRacer:

Rope can be tied to sled, so changes in direction don't yank out arm sockets (like wookies) during changes in direction

Sledder has limited steering, enabling following a different track (GIANT JUMPS AT SPEED)

Con for SnowRacer:

Rope can be tied to sled, meaning changes in direction >90 degrees off of direction of travel WILL toss the sled. Violently.

Rope is of finite length, meaning malicious snowmachiners can stop greater than rope length from jump, but less than rope length from landing point. (this can hurt, for the sledder, and be endlessly hilarious for snowmachiner.)

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I'd put myself on the line for this endeavor, fo sho!

#4359, Scrotor, +13Y | root latest up search | latest
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I had an idea for a game. Not "quit your job and hop on Kickstarter" good, but I've liked the idea for the 10 minutes I've been thinking on it.

Simulation games (for example, Sim City), in the right context, can be incredibly addicting. I played one on my phone for upwards of 10 hours that was simply managing a software development business. They're fun to play for a few reasons:

  • They're timed/engineered perfectly to ensure that you're both improving upon your creation, while at the same time serving your creation's random needs and wants, at a consistent rate to keep you interested.
  • They're designed to feel like you're doing small, simple tasks, but with vast consequences.
  • They're often based around things that people can approach, have little knowledge about, but still feel comfortable making decisions despite.

Working next to and around the telecommunications industry, my thought was to have something related. Not quite "Sim Tower," but more like "Sim Cell Phone Tower." I think this is a good simulation context, given that everyone seems to have opinions on cell phones, cell phone reception, phone plans, phone models, and relative speed.

The game would be equal parts:

  • Tower placement and planning (Identifying good/bad signal areas, in combinations with high/low population density areas, as well as trying to balance tower signal "conflict").
  • Tower reselling (Charging competitors to rent space on your tower, but reducing your own reliability/bandwidth)
  • Network bandwidth backbone throughput (Each tower can do X many calls, Y much bandwidth, how can you balance those things out while charging competitively and maintaining good user experience?)
  • Available phone choice (Balancing user demand vs. network capabilities (Edge network, 2G, 3G, HSPA, etc.) vs. network drain vs. licensing/contracting/exclusivity requirements with phone manufacturers)
  • Marketing budget (Increasing new/incoming customers versus leaving customers, keeping existing customers, etc.)
  • Spectrum licensing (Large up front lease cost, but gives you further room to support more signals, more technologies, better network availability)

It'd be fun to balance those things in combination with computer player, and see how well people can manage around random events. For example:

  • Conventions, sporting events, emergencies (where everyone calls their family to see if they're alright) that dramatically spike usage.
  • Random weather, solar flares, etc., that interfere with signal strength, probability of dropped calls, all that.
  • Poor city planning (Somebody erects a 30 story building next to your tower. The building completely blocks signal to half of the tower, and signal echoes off the building reduce signal quality to everything else on the tower.
  • Tower sabotage (other companies, vandals, etc.)

Each game could also be sort of a technological race as well (a la Civilization). Everyone could start out with the equivalent of "analog" cell technology, move up through time-divided signal technologies, code-divided signals, texting, data transfer, where your choice could be between cornering a market with your current technology in order to beat your competitor or to develop and innovate past them.

The above is my idea for the basic game mechanic.

The turn is that you could play with either a) your friends or b) Internet rando's, competing against their management of their cell phone network against yours.

The prestige would be that you play it on Google Maps with real locations, accounting for things like elevation, weather, and solar activity. You could finally answer for yourself the question of why it's hard to get cell phone service at your house when you live in a hole, or on the opposite side of a hill from a tower.

Thoughts?

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I'd play that game.

"Ooooh, I'm sorry. Earthquake, solar flare, and 120,000 person music festival all hit Anchorage simultaneously. Your grid collapses and your mobile services company goes bankrupt."

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Heh, it's probably more fun thinking of all the random, network-affecting events.

  • Siri becomes a rogue A.I.
  • Random celebrity sex tapes released on the net.
  • Unlicensed radio operators setting up pirate towers on your frequencies.
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I'm in:

"Siri not only becomes Rogue A.I, but Skynet itself"

"HTC Droids actually go all decepticon style into droids and become your worst nightmare hybrid of transformer/terminators (NO ONE CAN TRUST ELECTRONICS)"

"HTC Droids owned by Air Force Personnel in North Dakota and Wyoming take over ICBM fields and launch an attack against their greatest enemy - humans"

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WRONG.

That's what insurance is for, duh.

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SPDCA: Another idea for a game.

I like the idea of dealing with special relativity in a video game, specifically time dilation at near-light-speed travel.

I don't know how to make that fun, though. Math isn't fun. Nor travel.

My first thought was an intergalactic grocery delivery service. You need fresh groceries across the galaxy within 1200 years, but it will take a year to grow the delicious fruits and vegetables, and they'll only be fresh for a few weeks.

My second thought was playing as some sort of space whale, that has to keep feeding in order to stay alive, but can travel at nearly the speed of light. So the trick would be to be accelerating, decelerating, and traveling while your space "krill" grows back after 1000 years, and timing your travel such that you never starve.

#4396, kaiden, +13Y | root latest up search | latest
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Somehow, this GIF convinced me that I might have a soul. Goddam GIFs.

#4344, conrad, +13Y in Mercy General | root latest up search | latest
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In case you didn't know, getting one stitch on your finger without local anesthetic hurts lots more than a tattoo. #TheMoreYouKnow

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Whhyyyy were you getting stitches?

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well, E and I got engaged, and it only took one trip to the ER!

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Kitacek: "E, will you do me the honor?"
E: "Hmm. Only if you can best me at Brazilian Jiujitsu."
Kitacek: "Er, would that be sexy jiujitsu?"
E: "No." (whack)

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If anyone asks what I aspire to now, my reply will surely be "a red belt in sexy jiujitsu." I don't want to have to wait until I'm 67, though. I feel like you should be retired by that point.

Also, happy news! Congrats!

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Congratulations!

On the engagement, not the busted finger :-)

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Perhaps I missed the connection between getting engaged and needing stitches. I was engaged once and as far as I remember there was no ER trips involved.

Also congratulations to the both of you.

#4350, MrFood, +13Y | root latest up search (edited)
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She missed the safe word.

(jkjk)

(am I joking?)

:-D

#4351, kitacek, +13Y | root latest up search | latest
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If you let a Nissan Leaf draw down to half charge, and assume a conservative estimate for the circuit's charging efficiency, it costs somewhere around $2.50 to top it back off to full charge.

Given the stated range of 100mi/full charge, assuming a linear relationship between % charge and range (probably the weakest spot in my logic here), half-charge probably gets me (& my driving style) about 30 miles. Which equals out to about $0.08 per mile.

My truck, with a 21 gallon tank, about 15 mpg in the summer, and a city range of about 315 miles, costs approximately $0.28 per mile if gas is $4.15/gallon.

If I consider only the cost of fuel (nevermind maintenance, insurance, and all that jazz), and I don't sell my truck, and make the Leaf my primary driver when the roads allow it, I would have to drive 150,000 miles to recoup the cost of buying a Leaf.

I've had my truck almost 5 years and I've only driven 44,000 miles.

It was a fun thought.

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I came to a similar conclusion on biking.

Josh (beginning of the week): "Oh man, I'll save so much money on gas!"

Josh (end of the week): "I only saved $10!"

#4338, kaiden, +13Y | root latest up search | latest
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I had a reasonable affection for Tron: Legacy. Of course, I wanted it to be something it could never be, but that's another story.

However: I'm interested, at least a little, in the animated show they're doing, called Tron: Uprising.

Trailer here (www.youtube.com).

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They've certainly captured the aesthetic - sleek, distopic futuristic cyber city. Clean, lean, leggy human-programs. The visuals and Tron universe feel (the music, dark atmosphere, cryptic yet serene lights) are certainly appealing, but I wonder if it has any substance to it that goes beyond the usual tropes (good vs evil, rebellion, corruption, a dribble of sexual tension, etc) and explores the computing aspect. Hell, they could get very meta, with references that sail not only over their childhood viewers, but largely any non-tech oriented adults. This could certainly draw in the Adult Swim crowd.

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The young program slumps to the ground, broken and beaten. Watching as the I/O port closes and his last chance moves away from him at the speed of light. He was too late for this write cycle. And there won't be another one.

He will never reach non-volatile memory. He will be wiped, cleared into the oblivion of electrostatic noise and darkness. He will be forgotten, lost in the aftermath of the reboot... unless...

I... would be right there.

#4335, kaiden, +13Y | root latest up search | latest
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Today is my 4 year anniversary at my job. I have never done anything for this long continuously in my life, not counting social things.

I'm not sure if this is something I should be proud of or saddened by, since I both like my job and where I work, but I would also like to go find something and someplace new.

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I'd be plenty proud of that.

Any bumps in salary or vacation with the 4 year mark?

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Nothing till 5 years, then I'll get 4 weeks of vacation. Usually there is a promotion about that time as well.

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I wish sometimes the U.S. had a little better vacation expectations/conventions. Talking with IT contractors last fall who were based in Belgium was a disappointing experience. Extended leave of absences, months of vacation... such things here only tend to be granted if you're deathly ill, or are an executive, or some other good reason.

Mostly, I think it'd be awesome to simply bike around Alaska for a month in the summer.

#4336, kaiden, +13Y | root latest up search | latest
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