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Your vacation is making my job much more difficult, Josh. WHO WILL I BUG TO COUNTER EVERYDAY ENNUI? WHO JOSH

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Miss you too, buddy. Also, I'm in Europe, and I've only walked at most 3 miles on a given day. I wasn't dehydrated or lost. I haven't known what to do with myself. It's like my family doesn't even know what you're supposed to do on a vacation.

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The new GTA Online update has a Lamborghini Aventador.

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Ugh. Damnit. Now my current Lamborghini is *worthless.*

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With my second property buy, I elected to go the cheapskate route and bought a garage only property. 10 car garage, sure, but comparatively cheapskate.

edit: also, the Aventador challenges the game's Entity and Adder. Same level of speed and ridiculousness.

#6421, kitacek, +11Y | root latest up search (edited)
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I actually lol'd when I read this. You may come back from this vacation not completely and utterly exhausted. WHICH IS BULLSHIT I MIGHT ADD

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We had a nice introductory dinner tonight with the people that are going to be on our bus tour. They talked about their past travels, past careers, genealogy, children, grandchildren, and the weather. I nodded along, hoping I wouldn't have to find a way to describe to them our journeys of physical endurance, self-discovery, and binge drinking. I don't know how I would even start.

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"...BUT HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A METAL BAR WITH A SKULL THAT SHOOTS FIRE?"

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We made scones today. They were pretty good scones.

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Organized tours - be careful. They all have single children/grandchildren. My parents used to ROUTINELY come back from cruises with email addresses of the children and grandchildren of people they had met, usually their dining companions. They were all "nice single young men." I never emailed any of them. And either my parents weren't giving out my email address, just letting me make the first move, or (more likely) the guys also chose to never email me because I never heard from any of them.

But this is a thing. Be wary.

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This afternoon we passed by a town, known for its yearly matchmaking festival (www.matchmakerireland.com). Upon hearing its announcement, my mother looked back to my seat with an expectant look in her eye. In defiant response, I ratcheted the awkward up, and reduced power to the social grace emulation layers.

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"We are more alike than unlike, my dear Captain. I have pores. Humans have pores. I have... fingerprints. Humans have fingerprints. My chemical nutrients are like your blood. If you prick me ... do I not ... leak?"

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Man, these guys are just haters. Every song is directed lambasting against some segment of society. While I suppose these 'critiques' are an improvement over the lyrical content of their debut (which was a concept album from the perspective of Jack the Ripper as he murdered his victims... thus the band name), it's still pretty ridiculous (the solution seems to be: kill yourself, unless you're in this band). Musically, there is movement away from typical deathcore, although I can't help but feel like their is bizarre movement towards a Slipknot-esque sound (especially Mono).

3.5/5 - Overall, very good deathcore. Probably leaders of the genre. I like some songs on their last release more, but this is overall a bit more consistent.

#6417, Scrotor, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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There are a few albums that are shining examples of the potential of crowdfunding, and this is one of them (along with Volition). By far the best music this group has produced, the best chiptune out there by a mile.

4.0/5 - Almost the culmination of this genre. If a couple more songs were as brutally catchy as Prom Night, it would be maximized. The pure chiptune songs are absolutely fantastic.

#6411, Scrotor, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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I definitely feel a little guilty about purchasing this album in general, since the guy who created Austrian Death Machine is in prison for hiring a hitman to kill his wife. But I still did. And it is a novelty release, fo sho. Not enough novelty and too much metal, to be exact. Pyrithion (www.pyrithion.com)is much better in every way, since it is another side release from the same guy without all the Ahnold impressions.

2.0/5 - Disappointing. Lame jokes, metal that doesn't fit. A bit too tongue in cheek. HOWEVER, Pumping & Humping is a hilariously great song.

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URPDATE: Sentenced to 6 years ;) (lambgoat.com)

Guess that's how long we'll have to wait for quadruple brutal :|

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ANOTHER URPDATE: Brutal bandmate condemnation (www.theprp.com)

I love drama.

#6435, Scrotor, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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The concept for this album is pretty bizarre. It is an acoustic/orchestral reworking of their previous album, Dead End Kings, to emphasis the vocals and eliminate all of the heaviness... track for track. Half crowd funded and half label funded, no less. And... it works. It turns a great album into a collection of beautiful and haunting dirges so somber it makes you hurt. The vocals and lyrical delivery are breathtaking.

4.0/5 - Great album. Such a dark and depressing listen, but an incredible album if you're into that kind of thing.

#6407, Scrotor, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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It's all just too much.

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So, ironically since I thought it sounded like pop-metal drivel, this band is ACTUALLY coming to Anchorage for the Warped Tour concert. YES.

#6404, Scrotor, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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For your Friday enjoyment, good for those in love or not yet in love. Statistically accurate love song (www.youtube.com).

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I was snickering at, "You're on a bell curve..." as my director walked by. Worth it.

#6401, kaiden, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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did you know the entirety of the US CD industry is what you order?

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Well, I don't really buy THAT many CDs anymore... but I do still buy a significant amount of mp3's and other music related stuff. However, if the CD is EVER cheaper than the mp3 on Amazon, I almost always buy it, because I can then turn in the CD to Title Wave for credit for books or whatever ;)


Systematic and efficient mass music consumption.

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Alright, I kind of lied. I got 15 CDs in the mail yesterday that I FORGOT I ORDERED.

Shwoops.

#6446, Scrotor, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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Dense combination of tech death and classical musical. AND a concept album about the Labyrinth of Knossos. Needless to say, pretty epic. The combination of brutal vox with a classically trained opera singer is pretty incredible.

3.5/5 - Very good. The production is terribly brickwalled, but the compositions are amazing.

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So I got this sampler free with a bunch of CDs I ordered, completely unrelated to the music on the other albums. It's a pretty short and sweet sample of 50s/60s R&B. As an epilogue to seeing Memphis last night, it's awesome.

3.0/5 - Good sampler. Lovely Woman is a great song.

#6393, Scrotor, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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I'm rather torn on this band. On one hand, they incorporate chiptune into their music, which is pretty sweet. On the other hand, they are a bunch of geek posers that constitute a pop rock band. This live album shows a pretty good performance, and the songs are catchy, but I can't help but feel like they're cashing in on nerd culture without actually being a part of nerd culture. And I even kickstarted their last album.

2.5/5 - Pretty average live album, would prefer them in the studio methinks. The cover of Power of Love was pretty sweet though.

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LOVE IT SO MUCH

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It's interesting to listen to this album after Random Access Memories, which is superior in essentially every way (from songwriting to production). That being said, this isn't a bad album... just, ironically, more robotic than human (perhaps that was the point of the title...). The beats are good, but there are less melodic hooks.

3.0/5 - Good electronica album. Apparently many see this as their worst album, and I can certainly see some flaws in this album that aren't present with their followups.

#6387, Scrotor, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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Holdover EP from Dimmu Borgir. Tracks are fairly typical, bonus live tracks are alright.

2.5/5 - Overall, pretty average for a holdover release.

#6383, Scrotor, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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B-sides from The War Within recording session. For the most part, the songs sound like B-sides.

2.0/5 - If a companion album to The War Within (as the lead singer claims), it is disappointing... since The War Within blows it away!

#6378, Scrotor, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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Introductions in birthing class last night.

Couple next to us:

"Well, this is my first kid, and his fifth"

5 minutes later, the dudebro to his babymama:

"Hey I need the footrest now" *yanks it away from her, her feet drop to floor, he uses it*

{sullen look on the babymama}

Yep.

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Another reason to advocate for government sponsored birth control.

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Question by instructor to dudebro:

"Have you had any of your kids here at Providence?"

Response:

"No, two in Soldotna, one at Regional, one at Mat-Su."

I'd like to go out on a limb here and raise some alarms.

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Also you forgot the "charming" jokes about lidocaine and other drugs.

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Sounds like a winner.

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#6386, Green Man, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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bahaha, i imagine this is how John expects every interaction with a cat to occur

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This is how *I* expect every interaction with a cat to occur.

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lololol

#6372, kitacek, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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Why did that guy go to Union AND RPI? It's like stabbing himself in the back!

#6369, kitacek, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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Watched the first episode of Silicon Valley (www.youtube.com). Enjoyed the shit out of it. They did their homework.

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What We Do in the Shadows (www.youtube.com)

"We're werewolves, not swear-wolves."

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I saw a comment that asked, "who will play them in the American remake?"

"James Franco, Seth Rogan and Bill Murray."

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That looks absolutely amazing! Nice.

#6363, Scrotor, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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What a dense release. It is straight up post-metal in the vein of the Ocean, but with much less melody and a greater emphasis on wall of sound texturing (especially the screaming vox, which generally bleed into the distorted guitars and are painfully unintelligible). While I can appreciate what's going on a bit (a concept album framed around an insane narrator's bizarre and tormented fantasy world), after a bunch of listens it's just not that enjoyable.

2.5/5 - I wanted to like this more, but the Ocean does this style a whole lot better.

#6375, Scrotor, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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house project................

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Ganbatte!

#6358, kaiden, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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I've earned the 4096 tile in 2048 (or as I think about it, double won). I think I'm done. I know that the 8184 tile is a false dream, an Everest I am not meant to scale.

And I want my life back.

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Dare to dream. Also, good work.

#6356, kaiden, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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This is the instrumental version of the album, which I received when I bought the tab books - it will probably be pretty important when I start trying to learn these songs. That being said, it's not nearly as compelling without the vocals.

2.5/5 - Pretty average instrumetal. Still crazy frenetic though.

#6359, Scrotor, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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This DayZ video (www.youtube.com) is what I use to describe the game to people. I've never played it, but I've watched so much content I feel like I could have.

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Here's (www.youtube.com) a very well made live action video that represents the game pretty well.

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Huh. Pretty well put together.

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Fuck.

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Relevant?

(xkcd.com)

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haha.

seeing it live action brings a few more emotions to it. It was the dude's buddy who got smoked at the car - how long had they been friends? It couldve been a lifetime, it couldve been a convenient arrangement. Who knows

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(nods) Possible. I didn't get the sense of that much time passing, so I didn't really have that much of an attachment to his Russian friend. I was also viewing it in the context of the game, less so the short story about the two survivors. The game is a playground for trolls, sociopaths, and emergent gameplay enthusiasts. Watching your friend get smoked is sorta workaday in the game, from what I've watched.

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Watching your friend get smoked is sorta workaday in the game, from what I've watched.

#6350, Green Man, +11Y | root latest up search | latest
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Yup. This (www.youtube.com)summarizes working for a large energy corp ;)

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Best case scenario, we end up with a Blade Runner esque society. Major scientific advancements. Corporate Overlords. Mars penal colonies.

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Whatever gets us closer to flying cars and light-umbrellas.

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Worst case scenario: light umbrellas.

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If it were accurately portraying a large energy corporation, it would have started with a safety moment and would have constantly referenced the proper PPE. Otherwise: accurate.

#6339, conrad, +11Y | root latest up search | latest