SPDCA: holy shit. i can't believe i survived that christmas party.

everything that follows is quotes from other people.

on microphone:

"I'm getting drunk tonight and I hope you'll be joining me. Please don't drink and drive- if you aren't staying at the hotel, let me know and I'll get a cab for you wherever you need to go."

later:

"dave, you and your two dates look like you need shots!" (hands over three shots, downs his own shot immediately)

"dave, how the hell do you have two dates?"

(__________ is pretty smashed, proceeds to lapdance/striptease __________) "someone tell _________ to put his clothes back on!!!"

"EVERYONE! IT'S TIME FOR THE 30 MOON SALUTE!!"

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amazingly, it went downhill from there.

i've never hurt so much while playing a game of soccer, like the game i had at 1pm.