Collection of great lines from the character Roman, from Party Down (sorta NSFW due to language):

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Probably my favorite exchange (www.youtube.com) in the entire series:

Roman: "Are you into scifi?
Porn Actress: "Yeah totally. I even did a scifi movie once... alien did me with his tentacle arms... it was cool."
Roman: "Sounds cool."
Porn Actress: "Yeah."
Roman: "I haven't seen that one. So what kind of stuff are you into?"
Porn Actress: "Oh, you know, all of it. I mean, what I really like is dragons."
Roman: "Dragons?"
Porn Actress: "Mmhmm, dragons."
Roman: (sighs, long pause, takes a drink) "...Dragons are fantasy. If there's magical talismans, or a magic sword, or... wizards, or fuckin' crazy, not-real animals, all these basic things that break the laws of reality, that shit's all fantasy... I'm into hard scifi. Fantasy is bullshit."
Porn Actress: "Mmhmm." (leaves)