Email correspondence with a coworker, who we'll call "Qentamungus":

Subject: Who's next?

Check out [chick]'s ring finger.

Subject: RE: Who's next?

You sly fox you! Detective Qentamungus ;)

Subject: RE: Who's next?

Erik,

Not totally true, but thanks. She said, “I am in a good mood” and held it out to see. I took it from there. Did tell her not to expect flowers quite so often.


Qentamungus is also fond of saying, "Don't let this happen to you..." whenever a conversation discusses family, marriage, pets, etc. Awesome.