A good excerpt from Party Down while I was running last night:

Kyle: I was thinking we could get together and do some screen study, ah a little cold read, um whatever you need help with...

Topless Waitress: Like how to be another sad ass unemployed wanna be actor in LA? I've got that down thanks.

Kyle: Whoa, that is not me. No no things are actually really happening for me.

Topless Waitress: Yeah, for you and the million guys just like you getting off the bus every day. I'm glad you think you are special but maybe one day when you are standing nude in a stranger’s house to pay your rent you may realize, I'm not special. I'm just another grain of sand on that endless fucking beach. But hey, if you are cool with your delusions congradu-fuck-ulations. Please don't try to sell me on your bullshit ok?

Roman: Woof, epic fail