Who constantly defends or justifies their choice in phones?

You're the one who made an inflammatory remark concerning the function of your cell phone - so I countered with the versatile functionality of a smartphone.The simplification of a palm sized computer is also no way analogous to an aircyborgcat (which is awesome, btw). My phone makes phone calls too. It also does a lot of awesome, useful things. Don't tell me you're cellphone doesn't have a camera or clock and that you've never used them. I can't imagine you're still sitting writing with charcoal because it "does the same thing as a pencil."