HAHAHAHAHA, oh man, that is amazing. I just love it. Josh informs me that I should thank Ms. Leary for this. It totally made my day!
The most entertaining part of your post Josh is that my doctor actually used fruit analogies a lot in my last appointment. I have a baby the size of a plum and a womb the size of a grapefruit.
And I promise, this is the last time I mention the state of my womb. Your welcome. :)