COME TO THE CABARET!

OK, OK, so everyone knows the show and has probably seen the Liza Minelli film. But it's still a fabulous local production with more hot dancers in lingerie than you'll find in any other show. And my mom liked my singing! And there's a perpetual risk of injury!

An Alaska Dispatch reporter p (www.alaskadispatch.com)rofiled (www.alaskadispatch.com) the production. My favorite part is when she talks about the Mein Herr/Mein Chairdance choreography: "But despite the fact that the choreography is all new, the chairs aren't the ones they'll be using on opening night, and it's starting to get late, within the course of an hour and a half, Ward has the company dancing its way through three-quarters of the song -- and only two people get kicked in the head."

Runs Friday and Saturday nights through April 9th. Get your tickets here (alaskapac.centertix.net).