It's not my fault Mallory wouldn't let me in :-D.

Also did Libby srsly get drunk enough at my party to forget her phone in full plain view on my table? Because, apparently, I did most of the goldschlager myself. Or at least, that's what ive been told.

I was at work today (Sunday) and one of my coworkers said "Dave great party, dude." I didn't even know he was there.