Well, that is lengthy. And depressing at length, at that.

I'm somewhat surprised you haven't turned to online dating. It seems like a system you could appreciate: matching people based on similarity in a set of parameters. Well, maybe not surprised, because I guess that would take longing, which you seem to not have? I'm unsure. I wouldn't lose all hope, though. I mean, I don't really understand women, I just hate them. And that seems to work.