On one hand I can't stop laughing, and on the other hand I can't tell you how refreshing it is to read this. For once I actually believe a parents review of their kids show! The two posts in this thread thus far give me hope for my own soul considering how many times I have said things much like this. Not only am I terrified of the idea of being pregnant and giving birth, but I'm terrified for any child who has to be a child of mine. If it ever happens, it will likely either be a huge learning curve or just a simply unfortunate event.