Can we please have a shopping date? It'll be just like in a rom com montage where you skip out of a dressing room and I'm sitting there and I make either a face (indicating no) or a gay squeel (indicating OMG SOooooOOO CUTE!). And after you'll have a stack of boxes so high you can't see over it and you'll run into a mysterious stranger who you later see at a social event and then you date but almost break up but then get together in the end!