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You missed the perfect moment to slowly place your own imaginary shotgun in your mouth.

#2921, posted at 2011-05-24 19:25:53 in Language; Literature; Writing

New Escape Characters article, // kaiden (#2524) +14Y ago
- Holy shit. I can't stick to eating just // sexretary (#2547) +14Y
- - My mostly-sedentary career choice helps. And // kaiden (#2548) +14Y
- - In our summer games we don't discriminate between // kitacek (#2550) +14Y
  - - I can run! And tackle. // sexretary (#2552) +14Y
    - - Hopefully we'll have people coming out to // Governator (#2554) +14Y
      - I tend to prioritize monetary commitments, // Green Man (#2555) +14Y
        
        I think last summer we saw frisbee run the // kaiden (#2557) +14Y
        
        I appreciated your efforts sir! Maybe as Mike // Governator (#2559) +14Y
        
        i also appreciate your efforts. is it // kitacek (#2563) +14Y
        
        Hmm. For this, I'll cite the classic film, // kaiden (#2564) +14Y
        
        Awesome. // kitacek (#2568) +14Y
        
        I prefer the Freaks 1940s movie to emphasize // Governator (#2569) +14Y
        
        Well, I have a beef against soccer, since both // Scrotor (#2572) +14Y
        
        Have you guys ever considered forming a team // MrFood (#2576) +14Y
        
        I played in a few of the league's pickup // kitacek (#2583) +14Y
        
        Psht, homophobe. // Scrotor (#2589) +14Y
        
        There was this dude who played way too rough // MrFood (#2627) +14Y
        
        Sounds like when we used to play Axis & // Scrotor (#2635) +14Y
        
        which is why we've started drinking // MrFood (#2645) +14Y
        
        Cisco does nicely. // MrFood (#2646) +14Y
        
        Haha that shit is like rage concentrate. Have // Scrotor (#2649) +14Y
        
        Never Sir. I am a classy gentleman. No I // MrFood (#2655) +14Y
        
        Thanks for the link. I might have to try out // Governator (#2584) +14Y
        
        Its tough to jump into a league like that. On // MrFood (#2587) +14Y
        
        I like you, Lee. // Scrotor (#2588) +14Y
        
        And I <3 you. // Governator (#2590) +14Y
        
        I have in fact wanted to do this for some // Scrotor (#2591) +14Y
  - - i should add that i do discriminate against // kitacek (#2556) +14Y
    - - I saw this man at the SS student show! He // Scrotor (#2571) +14Y
- - I've found I don't need nearly as many // akarmybrat (#2558) +14Y
- Excellent job, Josh. Much less depressing than // Scrotor (#2653) +14Y
- - Hey thanks. I'll see about the weights. // kaiden (#2654) +14Y
  - - That would be helpful, I had no idea // Scrotor (#2660) +14Y
- Meant to comment on this awhile ago, but just // Wilber (#2774) +14Y
- - Oy. Portland was fun. But it set me back 4 // kaiden (#2779) +14Y
  - - BMI is pretty straight forward: // akarmybrat (#2781) +14Y
    - - Ah, yes. Body fat percentage was what I meant // kaiden (#2782) +14Y
  - - Heather's right on BMI, but it is a // Wilber (#2783) +14Y
- Unfortunate side-effect of losing weight: did // kaiden (#2886) +14Y
- - An oddly good problem to have! // Green Man (#2890) +14Y
  - - He was like a raving mad man holding up his // Governator (#2893) +14Y
  - - I suppose. Also means I might have to buy new // kaiden (#2902) +14Y
    - - My wife is a journeyman tailor... [img] // Green Man (#2903) +14Y
      - I have to level my mercantile skills, // kaiden (#2904) +14Y
    - - As token gay around here, can I // Wilber (#2905) +14Y
      - I'll grant you the fitting room // kaiden (#2908) +14Y
        
        Can we please have a shopping // Wilber (#2910) +14Y
        
        I firmly believe there is a small and private // Green Man (#2911) +14Y
        
        Relevant: // kaiden (#2913) +14Y
        
        "I'm picturing, like, retarded people // Green Man (#2914) +14Y
        
        A conversation earlier: Josh: (explaining // kaiden (#2915) +14Y
        
        You missed the perfect moment to slowly place // Green Man (#2921) +14Y «
        
        I'm pretty sure that's when I equated // Governator (#2938) +14Y
        
        Man, now I know how I'm going to be // Scrotor (#2924) +14Y
        
        Didn't we have a shopping date before? // kaiden (#2912) +14Y
        
        That sounds like fun! It could be like I Love // Governator (#2935) +14Y
      - This is Anchorage...Gap yes, Urban, H&M? // akarmybrat (#2926) +14Y
        
        BUT SOON WE'LL HAVE OLIVE GARDEN // Scrotor (#2927) +14Y
- I am in the same boat Josh. While I won't // gunner125 (#3141) +14Y
- - Great work so far. And I'm interested in // kaiden (#3142) +14Y
- Woke up this morning at 173.2lbs, which puts // kaiden (#3338) +14Y
- - You're a winner! And I can understand why, // Scrotor (#3339) +14Y
- - Nice. Thats pretty impressive and actually is // MrFood (#3340) +14Y
  - - Thanks man. As a celebration, I had my // kaiden (#3341) +14Y
    - - And it was delicious. // Governator (#3344) +14Y *
- - big congrats man! way to go! // kitacek (#3342) +14Y