Here's how it would go:

Josh: (starting up Voyager after thoroughly enjoying DS9) "Well, might as well finish the fight. I watched it a bit with my dad when I was a kid, but seemed to fall out of habit after the second season or so..."
Josh: (watching) "Wait. What is Neelix's purpose on the ship?"
Josh: (watching more) "He's the cook. Well, a cook. On a ship with a replicator, that renders cooking an almost obsolete profession, amongst a crew of military space explorers who have been recently marooned on the opposite side of their galaxy, and don't really need to dedicate food resources and ship space to anything except the efficiency of their replicating machines. Maybe... maybe he'll be important later? Have interesting alien powers? Be... comedic relief."
Josh: (5 minutes later) "Nope. Not happening."

Then with Enterprise:

Josh: "I'm not listening to this theme song 98 times."

There's also every time John has called me in the last 5 months:

Josh: "'Ello"
John: "Hey, whatcha doin'?"
Josh: "Oh, you know... watching Star Trek."
John: (deep, disgusted, bottomless silence, followed by a pained and pitying sigh, followed by a quick muttering under his breath) "(For fuck's sake...) ...And did you want to do something else?"

I have to set attainable goals, otherwise I will never succeed.