Slight violation of the idkfa rules, but I feel it's worth it:

Erik: man, the woman at the coffee place told me how many shots she's been giving me (I tip her fairly well) in a tall, she's putting in almost 3 shots
Josh: holy shit
Erik: yeah, I'm like drinking straight espresso apparently no wonder I almost shit my pants every time I get a coffee from there
Josh: lolol it's like your entire GI tract contracts at once
Erik: fire everything!
Josh: ahahahaa