I miss those from Japan. Not that I'm particularly embarrassed by bathroom noises, just that it was nice to have soothing (if loud) nature sounds rather than muzak or aging pop singles.

These are the guys that frequently have bizarre, nonsensical conversations whilst pissing. If I recall, one, saying to the other just as he started, "I AM THE BEARER OF THE GOLDEN RING!" Also, these guys are at least 60. It must be hell getting old.