I suppose that means you have a unique opportunity to try out various non sequiturs to see how they respond.

"I see the price of mung beans is up today. Let us pray the koalas don't whistle too loudly in the pale moonlight."

Also, I think their behaviour at the urinals is a strong argument for a plan to make it to 55 and punch your own ticket, so to speak. Why bother with obsolescence and degeneration.?