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Wilber

Whenever I wonder if I'll ever get laid again, now I can read this and remember how well I'm really doing. Thanks!

#3741, posted at 2011-10-27 10:51:32 in Language; Literature; Writing

New Escape Characters article, // kaiden (#3729) +13Y ago
- That's right, Josh. Now you're always // Scrotor (#3730) +13Y
- - Wait, when did Yoda show up?! I missed my // conrad (#3739) +13Y
  - - Alas, he arrived after you left. But don't // Scrotor (#3740) +13Y
    - - Whenever I wonder if I'll ever get laid again, // Wilber (#3741) +13Y «
      - I think a story is in order. First, // Scrotor (#3743) +13Y
        
        That would only be true if you somehow managed // MrFood (#3744) +13Y
        
        To Spenard, Yoda! You too, // Scrotor (#3745) +13Y
        
        I think Yoda and Optimus need to join us at // conrad (#3747) +13Y
        
        "Give me a lap dance you will, hmmm hmmm // Scrotor (#3748) +13Y
        
        This sounds eerily similar to an event that // conrad (#3750) +13Y
        
        Bahahaha Hotel California. It will never be // Scrotor (#3752) +13Y
        
        Sidenote: After additional consideration, // conrad (#3754) +13Y *
        
        Are you speaking of a coming-of-age ritual for // kitacek (#3753) +13Y
      - Maybe celibacy isn't so bad. // conrad (#3746) +13Y
        
        Don't forget WWII cosplay! "I // Scrotor (#3749) +13Y
        
        "I'll F4U your Corsair, baby. All. // conrad (#3751) +13Y
- My college roommate married and then divorced // kitacek (#3731) +13Y
- - I'm sorry to hear that about your roommate // kaiden (#3732) +13Y
  - - It was pretty difficult, especially being one // kitacek (#3735) +13Y
- - Not to pry, but if it was extreme... how // Scrotor (#3733) +13Y
  - - a tad. // kitacek (#3734) +13Y