Copy-pasta, in no particular order:

@kaiden 12 Dec "Tuesday, tuesday, the buy-away-your-blues day..." #costcothemusical

@kaiden 12 Dec Act 2, Scene 4, "Empty Racks, Empty Hearts" #costcothemusical @cwcobb @robbiecowancom

@kaiden 12 Dec Act 1, Scene 3, "Better Living through Kirkland" #costcothemusical @cwcobb @robbiecowancom

@kaiden 12 Dec @cwcobb What's this? What's this? There's samples everywhere... #costcothemusical

@kaiden 12 Dec See people you know at Costco. Don't say hi. #whereeverybodyknowsyourname

@cwcobb 12 Dec You know there's going to be a dance montage eating your way through the available samples #costcothemusical

@cwcobb 12 Dec Circle the Parking Lot (Reprise) #costcothemusical @robbiecowancom @kaiden @rutledgemd

@cwcobb 12 Dec That Cashier Stole My Heart (and my identity) #costcothemusical

@cwcobb 12 Dec The Fuller the Cart, the Bigger the Savings #costcothemusical @kaiden @robbiecowancom @rutledgemd

@cwcobb 12 Dec Pallets of Happiness, Gallons of Joy #costcothemusical

@rutledgemd 12 Dec Sweet temptations, rampant indigestion. Costco hotdog, why have you forsaken me? #costcothemusical

@rutledgemd 12 Dec Bucket of yogurt, dinner for six. #costcothemusical @cwcobb @robbiecowancom @kaiden

@rutledgemd 12 Dec Expired coupons, broken dreams #costcothemusical @robbiecowancom @cwcobb @kaiden

@rutledgemd 12 Dec @cwcobb @robbiecowancom @kaiden Lo, get out of the aisle, aging mouthbreather #costcothemusical

@robbiecowancom 12 Dec @kaiden @cwcobb I'm 100% serious when I say that if you write the book/lyrics, I will write the score. #costcothemusical