I was secretly hoping for you to make fun of her (rather poorly concealed) Rubber Maid glove fetish from the cartoon. However, still fantastic. You've found a niche, good sir.

That also prompted me to read Jubilee's wikipedia page, where I discovered she "is one of the depowered mutant characters who later reappeared using technology-based powers in the New Warriors comic series. She has since been turned into a vampire." Our childhood is being raped and pillaged by these frauds! Nothing is sacred any more.