Randomly decided to buy a video game. Best Buy employee and his friend hanging out in the game aisle, randomly start talking to me. Seemed like nice folks, asking what I'd heard about the game I was looking at. Small talk turned to a subtle technological pissing match. It ended with the friend telling me that if I had trouble building a computer that I could take it to one of the shops in Anchorage and have it put together for about $75.

I've been too long out of the world. My people no longer recognize me. I have become something... different (www.youtube.com).