Ha, no, this was not anything I had recorded, just a type of conversation I've had a lot of in the past (though, I don't think so with you).

I like the idea that all this time I've been trying to collect enough evidence to prove that we shouldn't under any circumstance be friends, meticulously recorded and categorized and labeled, and that it's only been my insistence that I prove it without a shadow of a doubt that has kept our tenuous friendship together.