Progress thus far:

1. So far, so good.

2. Check! Antidepressants and naltrexone FTW.

3. Haven't put a pill up my nose, eaten an unprescribed pill, or had more than one drink in at least 2 months--no booze at all for a month. Sobriety is confusing.

4. Shee-yit, I don't even need it every week.

5. Ugh, the classes are too expensive. And I am so lazy.

6. Holy shit, I haven't smoked a cigarette in 54 days! Almost party time. Juice/kombucha party, I guess; champagne is for those who can handle their liquor.