Quitting smoking has been awesome. In February I was smoking a pack a day, had a nasty little dry cough, and hadn't walked or run in ages. The first thing that happened was that my lungs produced an astonishing amount of mucus. The blood eventually disappeared from it! (That was probably from snorting drugs, though.) And now I have normal mucus, no cough, and I can run up all the stairs. Also, I feel RICH. A pack of cigarettes and a sixer of beer a day was almost $20! Now I have $20 that I can spend on anything!

YAAAAAAYYYY!!!