Ranger: "Guys, c'mon, we have to keep moving here, you heard her, the lizard men are coming, and we failed the check. We're not getting into that room."
Beastmaster: "No, no, fuck that, I rolled a 14 before bonus, there's no way that counts as a critical failure."
Priest: "You know the table rules, minus 5 for staring, we all agreed, and you agreed."
Beastmaster: "I'm getting married, man, have you no semblance of mercy? A 14!"
DM: "Do you want to roll for the merciful DM check?"
Beastmaster: "Yes!"
DM: "Gentleman?"
Ranger: "Sure."
Priest: "Yeah."
Monk: "I'm... I'm just happy we're all here."
DM: "Roll."
Beastmaster: (rolls) "Ahhhhh *fuck*." (gets up, hands on head)
Priest: "What was it?"
Monk: "Ha, a 2!"
Beastmaster: "Balls!" (pacing around)
DM: "Alright, gentleman. Let's keep rolling. It's my table, my rules, you pay me by the hour, and we haven't even gotten our first quest done yet. Here, as in real life, actions have consequences."

Great find.