A guy once told me that he didn't think he could date anyone who disliked Alt-J. I should have acknowledged the writing on the wall then. To this day, I can't hear an Alt-J song without thinking "Wow, I wish this was over." and "Man, that dude picked shitty restaurants."

Regardless, it did give me the idea to develop my list of bands that would have to be mutually agreeable for me to date someone. After careful consideration, I decided food allergies and the quality of the "bang times" was more important.