SPDCA:
In the interest of being a good steward of your online time, I'll try to start prefixing my "shit people don't care about" posts with SPDCA.
To continue: 3 boxes of Chobani yogurt, 1 gallon of Red Hot, 18 eggs, Cheerios, 2 loaves of bread, 1 bag of dried apricots.
Success.