http://kenandrebeccaellen.com/xmas-lights/ (kenandrebeccaellen.com)
I've never found this before, but this is hilarious. One of my favorite bits is down in the FAQ's:
"Q: "This thing is broken. I can't see anything!"
A: Internet Explorer is the worst web browser ever created. Use Firefox (www.getfirefox.com) or Chrome (google.com)."
Finally, someone understands, and threw IE under the bus.