So I get selected to be on some sort of reality TV show. To pass the first round, I have to come up with an original song. This puts me at an extreme disadvantage, but I try for it anyway. I imagine what sort of sea shanties the Borg would sing on their cubes as they dominate the galaxy.

I don't remember what eventually happened, but I do remember my first line was:

We are many, we are one!

I imagined it to have sort of a "yo-ho-ho" vibe to it.