i read this entire post.

after the long legged spiders i was hyperventilating

after the jumping spiders i started eating my shirt to slow down the hyperventilating

after the cockroaches, i had to hold in a hork

after the rats, i had a dry heave

i came back to it a while later after calming down and started hyperventilating again with the gecko tails, and was back to eating my shirt with the fucking hornets

this is why i'm only willing to spend limited time in the tropics approximately once a year