If I had anything to do with it, I'd try for The Weakerthans' "(Manifest) (www.youtube.com)" for the intro music. Always thought that song was made for a TV show. Also, it's only 1 minute 45 seconds or so. Maybe I could just settle on the horn section at the end.

As for the visuals... eh, I don't know. Maybe like the "Lost" intro, blurred white lettering on a black background: Neckbeard.