I'm so appreciative that you post things like this. It makes me so happy I never succeeded in getting an NIH lab tech job/internship. I knew I didn't want to work in a lab, but I tried a couple times while in college so I could use it as a resume builder, and didn't get through the competition. I'm so happy I didn't. haha.
Though, I would almost take one right now just so I could actually have a job. ugh.